vivir la vida al maximo
I'm known for being very indecisive.
I've made tons of mistakes and I'm bound to make many more.
Fun fact: I love 1940's black and white movies.
Shakespeare is my man, don't hate.
| JESSE EISENBERG: | People on the street say mean things to me. |
| INTERVIEWER: | Like what? |
| JESSE EISENBERG: | I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it. |
| INTERVIEWER: | What do you say back? |
| JESSE EISENBERG: | I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.” |
(Source: the-healing-nest, via youcansingmeanything)
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
(via instagrampa)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via whybenedict)
I want to go to Disneyland because Peter Pan!!! He is so cute I’m crying :(((
(via psiloveyoumost)
Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
(via live-forr-today)
most people don’t know this but rain is actually tupac’s tears whenever a teenage white girl says the n word
(via instagrampa)
ive watched this like 20 times and it still gets better
